Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she's sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of course). After learning of what Stan did, a wigged Hayley defies her father yet again by moving into the van of her new boyfriend. When Stan cuts her off financially, she gets a job as a waitress in a strip club, which pushes Stan right off the edge. Meanwhile, Steve tries to pass Roger off as his disfigured sister in order to cop a feel with a female classmate.
Quest roles:
Jeff Fischer(Jeff Fischer (voice)), Curtis Armstrong, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Mike Henry(Jackson (voice)), Daisuke Suzuki(Toshi Yoshida (voice)), Mike Barker((voice)), Zooey Deschanel(Dream Girl (voice)), Tori Spelling(Kim (voice)), Sarah Silverman(Stripper (voice))