When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes.
Quest roles:
Curtis Armstrong, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Mike Barker((voice)), Niecy Nash(Lorraine (voice)), Forest Whitaker(Turlington (voice)), Ari Graynor((voice)), Henry Rollins(Trucker (voice)), Jon Cryer(Desk Clerk (voice))