Celebrity Juice

Is there gonna be another juice DVD? Yes and 'ere it is! The long awaited sequel to the prequel, with added sha-ting and loads of unseen and extra juicy stuff that was far too naughty for the telly! Starring such tellytastic names as Ant & Dec touching naked bangers! Tulisa being fit! Olly Murs wearing tighter trowziz than me, Gino D’Acampo pretending to be Italian. Me on a date with Pamela Anderson! Dermot O'Leary being Dermot O’Leary, Mel B being all council estate, Verne Troyer being small and funny, funny and small! Me favourite Spice Girl Emma Bunton, and me other favourite Spice Girl Mel C, Paddy McGuiness speaking Bolton-ish and the Hoff who I know so well I can just call him Dave, plus McFly, not Marty but the band, JLS, Chris Moyles who's lost a lot of timber recently but not on this DVD, Gok Wan and some other people! So if I don't see ya through t' window I'll see on this DVD that’s bang tidy! Ooooooosh!