Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.
Quest roles:
Rachael MacFarlane(Stripper (uncredited) (archive footage) (voice)), Fred Tatasciore(Bartender (voice)), Phil LaMarr((voice)), Wally Wingert(Man (voice)), Stacey Scowley(Chrissy Snow (voice)), Louis Gossett, Jr.(Drill Sargent (voice)), Samm Levine(Joey (voice)), Enn Reitel((voice))