Tom and Connor vie to prove who would make a better sperm donor to Denise. Meanwhile, Sarah tries to prove to Alison that she has what it takes to direct the spring musical by throwing a successful fundraiser at Connor's house.
Quest roles:
Phil Reeves(Marshall), Nora Dunn(Muriel), Danica McKellar(Allison), Marc-Sully Saint-Fleur(Mr. Zarrow)