Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling it's milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase.
Quest roles:
Jeff Maxwell(Igor), Kellye Nakahara, G. W. Bailey(Sgt. Rizzo), John P. Ryan, Richard Lee-Sung(2nd Korean), Tom Kindle(The G.I.)