Malcolm is convinced to play Softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, Francis tries to pick fights with Lois, Reese tries to break Francis's record of collecting toilet seats from a local junkyard, and Hal accidentally applies to become a member of the CIA.
Quest roles:
David Anthony Higgins(Craig Feldspar), Kaitlin Cullum(Stephanie), Michael Gaston(Mel), Ingo Neuhaus(Nick), Tom Simmons(Mr. Snow), James Martin Kelly(Umpire), Brandon Mauro(Jeremy), Brooke Radding(Girl), Kerry David(Dark-Suited Man)