After Lois and Hal are reminded of the tight budget they must uphold, Hal discovers one of his boys has been dialing a 900 number. His attempt to explain the error to the hotline's billing department turns awry when he forgets to hang up the phone, incurring a whopping $800 charge. Meanwhile, Reese takes a job at a research clinic that pays him to pop experimental pills, and a reluctant Malcolm takes on a mortifying job at the Lucky Aide as a costumed Uncle Sam on stilts.
Quest roles:
James Rodriguez(Jamie), Lukas Rodriguez(Jamie), David Anthony Higgins(Craig Feldspar), Timothy Stack(Sam), Phil Abrams(Neighbor), Michael Cutt(Cop), Tina Gasbarra(Researcher), Kevin Thompson(Ringmaster), William Jackson(Old Man)