Mark McKinney(Tom), Robin Duke(Patti), Rosa Salazar(Rosa), Kevin McDonald(Chainsaw), Michael Patrick O'Brien(Date Wrangler), Justin Mader(Newscaster), Amanda Brooke Perrin(Bless You Woman), Chick Roberts(Judge #1), Bernard Kay(Judge #2), Andy Hull(Cop #1), Michael Musi(Rosa Fan #2), George Nickolas K.(Merch Guy), Colin Doyle(Nerdy Guy #2), Jill Frappier(Female Judge), Tessa Bonhomme(Female Anchor), Jason DeRosse(Cop #2), Darryl Dinn(Rosa Fan #1)