J.D. tries to impress Kylie by paying a hobo in the hospital to fake a heart attack, when everything becomes boring due to a quarantine that he caused.
Turk learns, that Carla dated Cox and gets mad at her for not telling him.
The Janitor makes a bet with Dr. Kelso, who is starving, that will make him pay $700, unless the Janitor is able to get a "face cake," in order to satisfy him, from Laverne.
Also, Danni Sullivan returns to annoy everyone, causing a constant fight between Ted and Doug.
Quest roles:
Sam Lloyd(Ted Buckland), Aloma Wright(Nurse Laverne Roberts), Christa Miller(Jordan Sullivan), Robert Maschio(Todd Quinlan), Michael Hobert(Pizza Guy), Johnny Kastl(Doug), Frank Encarnacao(Dr. Mickhead), Chrystee Pharris(Kylie), Loren Lester(Vet), Tara Reid(Danni), Christopher Darga(Homeless Steve), Gary Rubenstein(Patient)