Mike invites Caitlin to his Christmas party as his only guest but his plans at romance are spoiled when she arrives with a date. Paul finds John McEnroe's headband in the City Hall clothing drive box. James finds a second job as a suicide hotline operator. Stuart installs a chin-up bar in the mayor's office, which the mayor promptly injures himself on.
Quest roles:
Gordon Joseph Weiss, Sydney Anderson(Ilsa the Swedish Delegate), Tracy Appleton(Inga the Massage Therapist), Patrick Boll(Rob), William Charlton(Depressed Guy), Anne Shropshire(Nikki's grandmother), Amir Darvish(Cabbie)