Bonehead and Foyle reunite to find the police chief's kidnapped daughter. A parody of The Professionals.
Quest roles:
Peter Richardson(Raymond), Robbie Coltrane(Landlady/Gypsy), Keith Allen(French Maid), Jimmy Fagg(Ken), Fiona Hendley(Janie), Al Matthews(Admiral), George Khan(Head Waiter), Kevin Allen(Raymond), Gary Martin(Tom Jones), John Sarbutt(Dean), David Farrington(Troy), Anthony Sharp(Father), Patience Tomlinson(Daughter), Esther Freud(Girl Backstage), Julian Firth(Leonard), Malcolm Hardee(Meat Trade Spokesman), Suzanne Jerome(Knobs Receptionist), Elvis Costello(Stone Deaf A & R Man), Michael White(TV Executive), Lanah P(himself)