A security service driver for a British bank meets and falls in love over the radio with a woman stranded on a bird watching expedition in the South Atlantic. When he is tricked into thinking the Falklands are under attack by an enemy army, he takes drastic measures to finance a rescue mission to save his new girlfriend.
Quest roles:
Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson, Nigel Planer(Paul), Peter Richardson(Raymond), Alexei Sayle(Compere), Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Robbie Coltrane(Landlady/Gypsy), Ronald Allen(Professor Roland Breeze), Daniel Peacock(Toby Thurlow), Keith Allen(French Maid), Derren Nesbitt(Prime Minister), Steven O'Donnell(Brian), Pete Richens(Pete), Kat Mansoor(Joan's Child)