All Roy Brush wants is to be the greatest footballer in the world. When he rises to national hero status after saving a young man from drowning and secures a European Cup Final trophy for England, it seems the sky's the limit to the fame he can achieve. But one painful secret-- and one astute newspaper reporter from The Scum-- stand between him and his goal.
Quest roles:
Nigel Planer(Paul), Peter Richardson(Raymond), Keith Allen(French Maid), Jimmy Fagg(Ken), Malcolm Hardee(Meat Trade Spokesman), Jonathan Stratt(Doorman), Gary Beadle(Handsome Man), Doon Mackichan(Diana), Mark Caven(Jed), Phil Cornwell(Rooky), Antony Sher(Scum Editor), Chris Hargreaves(Leslie), Paul Moriarty(Club Manager), Simon McBurney(Madman), Sara Stockbridge(Helen), William Armstrong(Sports Presenter), Sandra Voe(Roy's Mother), David Cardy(Frank), Jonathan Pearce(Self), Terry Sue-Patt(Footballer), Lloyd Stanton(Footballer), Jamie Forsyth(Footballer), Gavin Rossdale(Footballer), John Dennis(Footballer), Martha Ross(Leslie's Mother), Gavin Watson(Punter in Hotel), Mark Jones(Footballer), Andrée Bernard(Barbie), Kit Line(Carol Singer), Robert Carwithen(Dog Thief), Neville Watson(Punter in Hotel), Tom Armstrong(Barman), Nicole Fitzpatrick(2nd Nurse), Fergus McLarnon(Doctor), Glen Colson(Ambulance Man), Mark Franklyn(DJ), Robert Borgars(Footballer), Pedro Romani(Footballer), Max Du Sautoy(Footballer), Ken Darlington(Footballer), Des Willie(Footballer), Will Dawes(Footballer), Ollie Munroe(Footballer), Tom Benson(Footballer), Anthony Darlington(Footballer), Steve Witchard(Footballer), Chris Wainwright(Footballer), John Robinson(Footballer), Dan Caute(Footballer), Saltz(Footballer), Simon Sanders(Smoking Doctor), Russell Bell(Recording Engineer)
